Text 25 Jan 13 notes How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?

She tried reading her own lips.

Text 25 Jan 3 notes How did Helen Keller learn to masturbate?

Trying to read her own lips

Text 25 Jan 12 notes How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret?

Break her fingers.

Text 25 Jan 19 notes What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless Love

Text 25 Jan 5 notes Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face?

She tried eating with a fork.

Text 30 Nov 27 notes What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing?

Washed her hands with soap.

Text 30 Nov 15 notes What’s Helen Keller’s favorite color?

Black.

Text 30 Nov 9 notes Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?

Because she’s dead.

Text 30 Nov 11 notes How did Helen Keller hear the phone ring?

She didn’t. Because she’s deaf.

Text 30 Nov 26 notes How do you punish Helen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.


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